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Annie over Pineapple
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SATURDAY

17 years old tomorrow and this Annie Taylor is going to fly – BIG time.
Big Banana to Big Pineapple. BB2BP: that’s the gole.
When I’m flying over Sovereign Island I’ll go past my bed-room so Mum can get me on her camcorder. She always dusts the balconies on Sunday’s.

We bought the house on Parklane Terrace only 2 years ago. Dad says it’s a ready-made extra 2 mill for us alreddy. My frends are jeallus. We have a mcmansion but they only live in mansions.
Dads bought us a power paraglider. Did a deal with ‘COFFS DROPS’ down to Coffs Harbour. Got us a good deal. Dad is cool as.

Florida says my world record flight will get me on the first rung. After that everything is ‘lift-off’. Florida is my bestie since Year 3 at St Hildegarde’s. Dad says that she is won of the family. Now we have got her as our agent. She is getting her Masters in Tourism from the University of Surfers Paradise. She already ran the Ipswich show jumps for like 3 years.

Dad wants me to be famous just like him. He’s got all these pictures of himself heading up the Uni demos. That was in olden times. In the 70s. He was cute as. He says I get my blonde curls from him. But I reckon he is just a old folk baldy. Dream on :-D.

Dad was Muzzi Taylor. Went to jail. Stood up for rites. He named us Annie after the other Annie Taylor! She went over the Niagra in a barrel once. World first. She’s got her own Wiki even though she is dead. Soon there will be 2 x Annie Taylor in Wiki.

This is my lifes ambition I do solemnly declare on the 5th amendment.

WEDNESDAY

Dad took Florida and I to Coffs Harbour for our first training. He scammed a day off his work. He is like National Secetary of the MMBFU. When I see him on the tellie with his cerious look it makes me LOL. Mum stayed home. She likes it when we go out so she can clean. No diggity. Said it was cool us being out so she could mop the downstairs living rooms and entertainment centre. Mum is my centre. Mum and my shitzu Raggles.

So. The PPG (that’s power paraglider) training was a bit whitebread. Had to do all this stuff with the sail. Up and down with the strings, sideways with the foot. Hold the risers like this. Keep your head facing this way. I was good at it real quick but they made me to keep on practicing. Florida talked to my Dad while they watched. She took some footage for my doco later.

Dad is gonna get me a flying suit in my special colours, pink and silver. And Florida has designed a logo: BB2BP. Were approaching ‘COFFS DROPS’ first up for the first rites. We’ll mention them in our interviews. Dad reckons pinks my colour but he reckons Florida looks superb in black. The instructor was HOT!! Brad. A stud!

Florida doesn’t have a real Dad just someone her Mum wrote away 4 on the Internet. Florida says her Mum is a cougar. She wears all the same stuff as Florida, like her Bec and Bridge labels, and her Mooloola Bettina Sandals. Florida looooves my Mums cooking. Mum makes a mean baked taco bowl salad: calories 612.

Mum says that I took after her in that I am a little curvy. Not like Florida. Skinny as. I’m so jellous.


MONDAY

Down and back to Coffs all week. Lucky Dad was leasing Mum the new Lotus Elite so we drove down in that. Nice and cosy Dad says and a fun ride. 0-60 in under 5 seconds, top speed 150 MPH. I’m gonna get one too once I get famous and sell my story. Florida can get it pimped for us. Pink and silver with pink wheel spinners. Ceyool!

Anyway – up to this point - all a bit moo. Launching, turning, speed, landing, canopy. Over and over. Then we had to do the engine - starting, throttle, power cut off, fuel, maintenance, and all that. They allude you to believe it’s that hard. But Brad made it soooo easy. He nestled me right to the point ware I felt comfortable.

Covered in grease! Need a manicure. Hair is tragic. But Dad says get your certificate and your laughen.

I showed him how to make his own blog – Muzzi does it better - http://www.muzzitduzitbetter.blogger.com. This is for his company of which he has made me CEO. Pretty cool for an old dude with no hair. Ha Ha. Not letting Dad Facebook me but. Girls gotta have a few secrets.

Saturday is our Big Day.

SATURDAY

Okay so things went a bit chat.

First up. Annie Taylor went airborne no probs (see my YouTube). It was great. Brad starts the engine, feet lift off the ground, canopy opens and there I am : bustin’. I sawed higher and higher. Down below theirs Dad with Florida next to the Lotus.

You can see me waving when you look at my YouTube. Then I’m texting -
lk up I am str8 ova u - but Florida kept my Dad on her the whole time. Sometimes Flor you can be a bit rat :-D

Just when I press SEND the whole thing starts to fold. The canopys coming in on top of me and I am majorly scared. Brad is on his cell, yelling instruction’s in my ear:
‘Left brake line.’
‘Right hand riser.’
‘Brake toggle.’
I’m sooo scared I can’t remember which side is rite and which side is left.

You get the picture. I’m shitting myself. Dropping like a rock. Thought I was gonna die. But Brad was so calm and he talked me down. Lucky I only landed in the pig-face (its a plant).

But it gets worse. Some dude gets his cell out - now there’s a cerepticious YouTube of me with my girls out. We’ve gone VIRAL!

That wingsuit Dad got me is rat. Top zip came open and there I am with a wardrobe malfunction – looken foo. O!M!G! And my first interview is about to happen with some old dude from the ‘Coffs Chronicle’. He aks me ‘How did you feel?’
But then he says ‘Did you stage that, you know, with your tits out?’
As if!

When I got home I cried. Dad says ‘Yeah it sucks Annie. But it's all good.’
Then Florida: ‘ I hear ya.’ Like I care. She didn’t do nothing to help.

SUNDAY

Dad got up early to the ‘Chronical’ – Dad came upstairs to show me huge pic on page 3 with hardly any fuzzing out. You can all but see them.

OMG! Mum was in my room all last night. We couldn’t sleep. Then when she sees the picture she is screaming and crying so much I coulda swore she made more mud on the marble than Dad’s old thongs.

Anyway Dad should of got me that flying suit I wanted, not the green and gold he reckoned used to be an Olympians. Now my first pic is smak - look like someone shops at outlets.
Majorly embarrasing. Dont wanna go out da house.

Florida rang up. Laugh about it, learn from it’ she says. She got that in her subject on event planning : when things go smak.

Ima be like Susan Boyle: instil within myself a positive mindset and let my enargy attract its twin.

210 phone calls this morning; 73 new followers on @bb2bp. Hundreds of comments on this blog and growing. Annie is getting HUGE!

MONDAY

Interviews: Gold Coast Bulletin , Magnetic Island Mail ; Bundaberg News ; Proserpine Post, Pacific QR local radio.

I talked about my inspiration of the ‘other ‘Annie Taylor, so now I’m ‘Our Annie’ or ‘Superwoman’.

Dad is fully stoked. Checking on blog stat’s every 2 minutes. Reckons we’re gonna make millions.
‘Now you can buy us out Annie’ he jokes. ‘Have your own house on Sovereign Island. Then your olds can live in it rent free.’

Olds. Love Dad’s old folk slang. He is a great joker. Love my Daddy.

Lookin at YouTube hits. Dad and Flor say it’s all GOOD!

Thanks to everyone writing in to us but we can’t answer now everyone wants a piece of us. But we are thinking of you and youre thoughts are in our hearts.

Best of all - it caused me to get a boyfriend! Ryans in real estate. Got 6 houses and rides eClass! Maserati! He is HOT. Ryan is RIPPED. We went to the Palazzo were his friends all wanted to meet ‘Our Annie’. Ryan paid for everyone. He is AWESOME. We got our picture in the Mail next to his four best mates. Ryans look is very Gold Coast in striped cerise. Very sharp.

©Annie Taylor has lift-off!

Anyway Dad’s been taking all the calls, says he is planning our next moves. He has temporarily given up his work for us to help run everything. Sometimes I think Florida is too busy to keep going with BB2BP. Can never get on her cell. Then she has her Uni and her job at Gloria Jean’s. But Dad wants her to come with him to Woombye to help with finding sponsors. They might have to stay there 2 days he says.

‘Seperate rooms.’ Dad is a top clown. Mum is upset but.

Gross. As if!

Dad is old!

WEDNESDAY

Delivery van just bought my new wingsuit - pink with silver stripe and boots with curly toes. It is sent from Sydney, big designer in Surry Hills: Pridash d’Olivia Boutiques. Sitting typing in it write now. I look HOT as but maybe need to thin down a little Dad says. Get Mum to cook low-cal for us.

Sending a picture of myself to Ryan. Wish he’d get on Skype so he can look at me.
Ryan is a bit ‘old folk’. Yeah he is ‘older’. But he is CUTE. He knows all the famous people who get in the paper. He has a celebrity lawyer which I want too but not yet Dad says.

FRIDAY

Ryan is soooo great. It’s 4:18 am and I’m back from his State Room. It is dark blue leather and his yacht is white with a gold trim. His bed is round. I’m sooo happy and content. Ever since I can remember, I have always had a curiosity for this deep inner knowing of “Self”. This all consuming and magnificent obsession has driven me to understand myself and my world better and better. Now I am thinking of Ryan too. He is surely the best thing ever in my life right now. He likes that I am ‘curvy’.

Dad caught me tiptoing up the stairs. He is cool, just wispered he would not tell Mum. I have the best Dad EVAH. He thinks Ryan is KOOL (and RICH). Also he says we make a lovely cupple.

SATURDAY

Yesterday Florida makes her big announcement: Uni is going back and we are losing focus. Got to get with the Project. Time to stop lickin’ bag.

Likes she’s my nana or someone. Next time she wigs out I swear to God … only kidding Flor – still love you baby :-D

Anyway we’ve decided - tomorrow is my big day.

Dad is checking the weather for the zillionth time. Got Mum to clean my flying suit, motor and sale. We’ve had the Lotus painted pink and silver with my picture on the side and BB2BP in big letters on top.

It’s grate. Wherever we go people yell out:
‘Way to go Annie.’

Florida has been extreme, organising interviews with the Chronical, and also Northern Rivers News NR2B so people can watch us fly over during the broadcast. They took some grate pictures before-hand when we were down there. I did a couple of take-offs 4 there website. Haven’t had time to look yet, it’s late, still on writing my blog.

Tomorrow morning:
• Ring Ryan
• Put on the sunblock
• Pack my Tiger Energy Bars (fantastic sponsors)
• Strap on the webcam.
• Drink one of my Tiger Sports Drinks (fantastic sponsors)
• Then up up up and out over the beautiful Ocean

Flying is grate, even I’ve got used to the noise of the motor. But I don’t have my instinctuv sense of air currents yet so I still fly on the motor. 500 km, then my record is mine. Dad wrote to Guinness Book of Records last week with my application.

But underneath I know it is cereous shit. Could of died last time.

SUNDAY

Had to sack my manager after getting this txt by mistake -
LST NGHT WS BST YET. U R A GR8 FUK MUZZI!
So thanks for nothing Florida Singh.

Feel so blue, singing that song about the Good Charlotte -
I remember the days you were a hero in my eyes
But those are just a lost memory of mine
It’s about what she thort about her Dad. I have my lost memories now too.

Tried to ring Ryan for like the 1200the time.
Gottoo admit I’m shit scared. Wish I could stay home with Mum and Raggles.
Dad is the one making me do it. Says that other Annie Taylor was old. She was 62 but she made it over the Fall! I’m only 17 got my life ahead of me, blah blah blah.

Ryan must of switched off his phone.
‘This number out of reach or not connected blah blah’

That bites. He shoulda called me, feeling the bane of bad luck.
I love my Mum sooo soooo much. HEAPZ. Hope you read this later Mum. Love you lots and lots. Kisses to Raggles.

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THURSDAY

¤ANNIE TAYLOR 1993-2010 REST IN PEACE ¤

To all of Annie’s many friends and followers - as you will know by now Annie Taylor’s quest to make a world first paragliding attempt from the Big Banana to the Big Pineapple has ended in tragedy. Annie completed her goal in record time and was in touch with her family throughout her epic journey. But unknown factors have intervened with Annie’s motor failing at the last minute. This has sent her into a downward spiral and she has crashed onto the Pineapple’s rough end with catastrophic consequences.

My company, Muzzi Enterprises, will be seeking advice as to culpability attached to the Big Pineapple. Liability issues may also lie with the makers of my beloved daughter’s PPG equipment, clothing and sail as well as with COFF DROPS, her PPG sponsors. I will also be exploring the effects of Tiger Sports Drinks and Energy Bars on the mental and physical health of a woman of her years.
Statistics:
• Annie’s Paraglider was an ITV Pawnee (supplied by COFFS DROPS)
• Annie’s Paramotor was a PAP Top 80 1400 (supplied by COFFS DROPS)
• Annie reached over 1500 kilometres in altitude when she was flying over Moreton Bay
• She travelled just under 500 kilometers on a combination of fuel and currents
• She averaged 70 kmh


You will all want to know that her spirits were up, she Tweated throughout the journey up to the very last minute. This commentary from my precious girl is now sub judice because of Court proceedings and an Inquest into her death, but her mother and I have been permitted to reproduce some of it here for her fans.

Annie’s last words make for sad but joyous reading. Love you baby. Join you on the other side some day.
Muzzi Taylor [Annie’s Dad]


@BB2BP twitter

# Big Banana to Big Pineapple flying all the way

# thats 500 kms along the Coast – now everyone can see me up here flying

# Brad my instructor – totally freak – go to COFFS DROPS if you want the best instructor EVAH

# woohoo sky is bloooooo

# tweating from the wide blue yonder - fantastic up here

# uh oh – Brad sends me message – NO MESSAGING ANNIE!

# gc bulletin – ‘sovereign rich kid makes new youtube record’

# OK just kiddin - made that bit up

# hi to all those brave lifeguards down there at surfers – kisses from annie taylor

# to my lousy boyfriend ryan – you could of rung me before I risked my life

# just saw mum – hi mum read me on twitter – kisses to raggles

# hey raggles I hear ya

# and you – love you heapz

# hope she got me on her camcorder

# drinkin my tiger sports mango best drink ever

# looking down on beautiful straddie – dolfins and wales below

# queensland beautiful one day gorgeous the next

# why would you live anywhere else

# COFFS DROPS 4 PPGs

# only another 2 hrs – am fully spent

# eating my last tiger bar mmmmm - cholate + pineapple

# pineapple is in site – my world record is done

MONDAY

TAYLOR, Annie of Sovereign Island
The relatives, friends and fans of Annie (‘Superwoman’) Taylor are warmly invited to her funeral service at St Hildegarde’s School Chapel, Southport on Wednesday 31st April 2010.
‘Be at peace Annie you are in all our hearts’

FRIDAY

Annie’s mother and myself would like it known that last night’s interview with Ryan Hamra on Channel 76 was a complete fabrication and we vehemently defend our daughter Annie from all assertions that she was engaged to marry Mr Hamra on her 18th birthday and that she ‘put out’ on the night they met.

My company Muzzi Enterprises, representing my beloved Annie’s creations and her memory, is now set to sue Mr Hamra on her behalf for his defamatory utterances.

Facts:
1. Annie was not engaged to marry Mr Hamra.
2. Far from knowing one another for ‘many years’, they had only just met one month ago.
3. Ryan Hamra made no handshake investment in Annie’s world record attempt.
4. My wife does not have ‘mental problems’, nor did she sabotage Annie’s flying equipment in order to blame me.
5. Annie’s agent Florida Singh was not involved in any kind of ‘relationship’ with me in the years when she was under-age.

My wife and I would request that Annie’s followers not read Mr Hamra’s Tweats on this matter, or follow his blogged observations on her sad passing. Mr Hamra is a well-known Gold Coast ‘identity’ and his whereabouts are of interest to a great many of his creditors.

Anyone wishing to get in touch with him on matters relating to his various phoenix companies can find him on the yacht Carpe Diem at Sanctuary Cove Marina. Mr Hamra claims an income of less than $25,000 per annum. So who does this million dollar yacht belong to?

SATURDAY

Contrary to Mr Hamra’s assertion on his blog, I do not have difficulties servicing the debt on our Sovereign Island home.

And contrary to Mr Hamra’s ugly misconstruction of my love for my daughter Annie, I did not encourage her record-breaking venture to fly from the Big Banana to the Big Pineapple as a fund-raising exercise to service the loan on our house.

And contrary to Mr Hamra’s lies on his blog, Muzzi Enterprises is not in liquidation, or facing unsecured creditors.

And unlike Mr Hamra we do not have unresolved ASIC Orders against us, nor owe $100,000 in unpaid fines.

And unlike Mr Hamra we have not had our trading licences revoked.

SUNDAY

Regarding Florida Singh – I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN

MONDAY

Regarding the interview broadcast last night on Channel 67 all assertions made by Florida Singh about her relationship with me are false. I most definitely did not begin ‘grooming’ her when she was 14 years old. Instead I offered the fatherly attentions she clearly craved as a result of her family situation.

TUESDAY

Photographs now in circulation on Flickr and other websites, and footage on XTube are categorically not images of myself with Florida Singh. These images are of an unknown man and doctored in order to capitalise upon the amounts of money to be made from Annie’s death by people she thought of as her friends.

THURSDAY

To my beloved wife, mother of our beautiful daughter and my life’s partner, please forgive my transgressions. In honour of our beloved Annie, please return to our home. I miss you so much baby, come back to Daddy where you belong.

The revelations by Florida Singh and her fiancé Ryan Hamra on Ch 67 are attention-seeking lies. I have emailed Tracey Grimshaw’s people in order to be given some airtime myself. Then I will successfully refute every last one of that evil little girl’s assertions.

Florida you are trying to establish a career on the back of a dead woman. God is watching you.

SATURDAY

Writing this in an Internet café.

Locked out of my own house by the bitch who tricked me into marrying her. Here’s a bit of advice for free: Never trust a woman. Shakespeare got it all wrong: frailty is not ‘thy name’. Every last one of you is a hag. Anyway the truth is you turned into a boring fat cow. Only Annie could have kept me there. Now she’s gone.

Should have guessed you’d strip out the accounts now I’m brought so low by Annie’s death and practically on the streets.

Annie, Annie. At least you’re not alive to witness all this. You were worth so much more.

SATURDAY

Muzzi Enterprises is now in liquidation and I will not be commenting further here on any personal or business ventures. Injunctions are now in place to prevent further public utterances about any people mentioned above. So today is, sadly, a last posting to this blog.

Suffice it to say I am very happy to announce that Annie has been nominated for a ‘Darwin’ Award, and in the absence of a Guinness Record this will have made her a very happy girl. I understand that Wikipedia publishes lists of standout ‘Darwin’ winners so we can all hope she is nominated for this prestigious list and will find herself where she wanted to be, in the world’s best encyclopaedia.